December 2011
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there are two people in this world
people that like michael buble
and liars
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Successful day;
oats with honey for breaky
mango and a yogurt for lunch
homemade chicken and salad wraps for dinner
a solid 2Ls of water today.
45min walk, 30mins worth of other exercises :)
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"I'm so happy for you.."
These 5 words join to make the biggest fucking lie…ever.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
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A yummy lunch of fruit salad with mixed berries through it and frozen yogurt!! WIN
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Being told by a close friend that, if there ever...
Besties for life……
I want to curl up and die.
Hoppy Borthdoy Looron Jooston
<3
I lovo yoo
nickgrimace asked: hello hello hello - I only just realised your hair is short! IT LOOKS SO GOOD. Let me stroke it.
Reasons for hating Christmas;
its just a bullshit time of the year where everyone goes crazy and they turn into rude fuckers who ruin your day
when you’re shopping everyone thinks they’re more important than the next person.
you buy someone something and their gift is either shit in comparison to yours or it betters yours by a million and you feel as big as an ant.
the ridiculous amount of food that is not only...
I guess I should say it;
Merry fucking Christmas.
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last christmas i performed an ancient incan ritual in which a tribesman shoved a rusty dagger into my chest and pulled out my still beating heart in front of a large crowd of people cheering in blood lust
but the very next day you gave it away
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people who are too friendly are annoying as fuck
JUST BE A DICK TO SOMEONE FOR ONCE COME ON
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I forgot I had aeroguard on my arms. I just rubbed...
Fuck.
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A little moment of self accomplishment;
I just got up, went to the kitchen and opened up the fridge without really noticing, I guess I wanted a snack because I was bored. So you know what I did? Said no, grabbed a bottle of water and walked away. Feeling pretty good :)
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Waking up at this ridiculous hour and not being able to sleep it shit.
But then Ethan calls me and decides to have an incoherent ramble, cheerin’. After dating 5 years and you think he would have realised I don’t enjoy pointless phone calls.
Not cool eth not cool.
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With each day it gets easier;
2x 1L bottles of water throughout the day
Healthy HOMEMADE dinner before 7pm
20 mins exercise and various stretches when I first get up.
45mins to an hour of exercise after dinner (jogging + sit ups/leg lifts/push ups/squats/these other weird exercises I don’t know the name of)
Keeping snacking to a minimal ( if I have the urge to snack have some yummy rice crackers!!! Or more sit...
My friend committed the cardinal sin:
jamesthomasgiblin:
He referred to Link as Zelda.
jamesgiblin asked: thank you for following
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Can’t a girl be friends with a guy without everyone assuming they’re fuck buddies?
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Just because you dress a little better now than you did back then, Just because you wear a different perfume, Or you changed the colour of your hair, Or beause you’ve changed the people you’re friends with. You’re still the same slut who would ruin another friends relationship just for fun. You’re still that girl who would lie through her teeth no matter who else got the...
